I'm pretty sure that's one of Floyd's pages. He's been having performance issues at work lately. Frankly, I don't care for his attitude, either. He said my page for Corporate Accounting looked like it would be best viewed in Lynx on a Z-80 CP/M 2.2 system. What a jerk! At least I bathe.
Anyway, heads will roll for this, I assure you. When I inform management that the page you requested could not be found, heads will roll!
If you'd like to wait, I'll see if I can find the page you requested in Floyd's drawer. He threw a lot of stuff out after that Girl Scout incident. I hope he didn't trash the page you requested. Wouldn't surprise me, though. When he heard that the Legal Department wanted to talk to him, he was shredding like the love child of Kenneth Lay and Hillary Clinton on tax day.
Of course, if the page you requested has been permanently deleted, I can re-create it for you. Officially, you should go through the normal channels, but I can do this for you much quicker and cheaper, if you catch my drift. We can talk about that off-line.
Meanwhile, pull up a stool and have a beer at the good ol' Club 404.
